The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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