I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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