Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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