He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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