ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
