why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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