the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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