She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
