I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize