omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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