I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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