when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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