I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I'm just crazy horny about you
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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