I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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