in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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