forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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