Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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