i don't plan on having that self control this summer
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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