so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
false alarm. still invincible.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Randomize
