Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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