He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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