Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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