And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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