is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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