so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I believe in your delicious
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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