I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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