But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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