I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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