Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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