im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It's blow job season.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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