I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
