Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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