Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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