school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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