Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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