ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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