Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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