There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
