She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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