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look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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