it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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