I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
