yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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