Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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