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I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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