Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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