My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Life is so much better after having sex.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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