we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I am naked and annoyed.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Why are your pants in the freezer?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
