This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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