try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Randomize