Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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