now i know why i became what i already was.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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