and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
