Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
