I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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