Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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